Auto-ducking Correct

About two years ago
Autocorrect went rogue
And why it does all this shirt, nobody knows
Holding us all to ransom, like an American Hamster
Changing Monday to Monkey
Such an annoying little banker

But our hands and our phones
Are effectively clones
And not texting just isn’t an option
So we’ll curse and type on
Getting important ship wrong
And saying things that we didn’t Nintendo